Bruce nodded sagely. "Ah yes. The "I slipped and my penis fell in" excuse. I hope it worked better for you than it did for me."

He grinned, and enjoyed the look on Ollie's face. He wondered if Ollie remembered the first time Bruce had used that excuse, in their last year at Excelsior.

God, it really had been a long time since they'd talked and Bruce made a mental vow to never allow that to happen again. He'd missed having friends, even if he would never admit it.